Hi internet!
My name is Mark Clark van Ark! Well no, actually, but I can't tell you my real name because you might be a stalker.
If you are a stalker, though, here is some information that might prove useful. I'm a 13-year-old middle school student on an island off the coast of Vancouver, British Columbia. I love making small creatures out of something called polymer clay. I'm completely defenseless, except for the .22 caliber rifle under my mattress.
Current Residence: My personal dimension/Vancouver, Canada
Favourite genre of music: Classical
Favourite style of art: Sculpture
Shell of choice: Magcargo's
Personal Quote: I'm not weird...